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Throw The Alden
Jul 3 [02:41]
<Oddone> So: Who's up for a game of "Throw the Alden"?!
<WeHaveQuotefile> throw... the Alden?
<Alden> is that like throwing your lunch?
<WeHaveQuotefile> tossing your cookies?
<Oddone> Yes. I'm afraid it's rather complicated. You see, you pick up
Alden, then throw him. Anywhere, really. Who's up first?
<Oddone> Right, I'll go first, just to show you what it's all about.
* Oddone picks up the Alden.
* Oddone thinks about a target.....
<Oddone> Hmmm.....how about that bunch of sharp rocks over yonder?
* Oddone judges the distance, and prepares to throw.....
* Alden coughs
<Oddone> Damnit, KEEP STILL!
* Oddone adjusts his aim.....
* Oddone lets the Alden FLY!
<Oddone> nate: Your turn. Assuming he *survived*, of course.
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<WeHaveQuotefile> No fair killing him!
<Alden> hi Timelord
<Oddone> Nate: Nah, see, he's still alive!!!
<Oddone> Timelord: Would YOU like to throw the Alden?
<Timelord> why should i ?
<Oddone> Cause meaningless violence is FUN!!
* Oddone hands the somewhat battered Alden to Timelord. "Come on, give it
* Alden whacks Oddone's head with an axe
* Oddone dropkicks the Alden into a bush thick with thorns....
* Timelord pommels Alden for all he is worth....come on baby, we can still
squeeze some life out of you :)
<Oddone> Nate: Won't you join in?
<Timelord> lol,this is fun
<WeHaveQuotefile> Nah. If Meg get's wind of this my ass is dust
<WeHaveQuotefile> See, you're doomed now, but I can still save myself. ^_^
* Oddone pulls out the Tactical Nuclear Warhead of Rassilon. "You don't
even *know* the meaning of 'ouch' yet, CHUMP!"
* Timelord yells ...TEMPORAL FISSION...he's all mine this TIME :)
<Oddone> Granted, it'll take out the *hemisphere*, but really, we've got
<WeHaveQuotefile> Which hemisphere?
<Oddone> Ours. Western.
<WeHaveQuotefile> Why not just take out the sothern hemisphere? Alden's in
New Zealand, you know
<WeHaveQuotefile> That way we don't all have to get up and move before we
set it off
<Oddone> Well, either that or my Old High Gallifreyan is just *too* rusting
and I stole the fucking "Easy Bake Oven of Rassilon" Won't know
until I press the shiny red button, will I?
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<WeHaveQuotefile> Game over ^_^
<Oddone> Hi Meg! We're going to nuke Alden! We've also been beating him!
Care to join us?
* Oddone pushes the button...and gets cookies. "Bugger."
* MistressMeg bitchslaps Oddone and Time lord hard!!!!
<MistressMeg> stop that
<MistressMeg> stop that
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<Oddone> Ouch. So that "Hell hath no fury" think was right....
* WeHaveQuotefile takes the cookies and to... nah, better not
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